It’s getting weird

 I’ve smoked four packs of Marlboro 100’s in the first week out here, the whole last pack yesterday, and quit cold turkey today. Two single guys, out on the town. With masks. One is Jonesing his fucking ass off from 14 hours of no nicotine. 

#WhatchaGonnaDo? 

So, we take a funny picture and now people are worried about me. #LightenUp 

Let me tell you the back story to this photo. My cousin, Dr. Glenn Pearson, my brother and I are walking along and an attractive woman🥶, walking with a pit bull, says, “I gotta say, I’m digging on this whole vibe thing you have going on here.”

For the next two blocks Glenn and Mark teased me for being the sole target of her admiration. I relented and confessed that I  never worked hard, I got by on my looks. 

Mark even says I’m better looking now than I was back in my prime sales achievement days. Then the angel wings appeared on the mural and I was embarrassed so I had to be cutesy by showing my 31” waist. No, it’s not a bra. 

Stay tuned. It’s gonna get weird, if that’s what it takes to go viral. #ClickBait